WHERE DOES A POOR GIFT FIND THE ELUSIVE MR. RIGHT? WE GIRLS HAVE SIMPLE NEEDS: A GORGEOUS, LOADED, SINGLE HUNK WITH A GOOD SENSE OF FUN, READY TO COMMIT. AND WHAT DO WE GET? HE'S BROKE, BORING, PEAR SHAPED AND TERRIFIED OF COMMITMENT. OR HE'S GAY. OR MARRIED.