''A father today has disposable diapers and plastic bottles. The only thing left to invent is a plastic toy that will hit the floor and then bounce back into the crib.'' "Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry.'' ''No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids." Comedian Bill Cosby dispenses his trademark wit and wisdom in this fun little primer on bringing up kids. Hardcover mini book with dust jacket and ribbon bookmark. 96 pages.